May 2013
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T.I. Sued
White high school student: T.I. was in a club, club a brick at a bitches face and she got a black eye.
Black high school student: how much did she sue him for?
White student: $50,000
White student: If I got hit in the face with a brick I'd be happy. Buy a house, put some Nikes on my feet.
Black student: Walk home with a black eye and a smile on my face.
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I have never! #354
Finished a #2 from Tommy’s all to myself.
April 2013
Today is not just another day.
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Honest #Q69
Too drunk for this.
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In need of a good cuddle.
Le sigh.
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Focused on the bigger picture. The possibilities slowly begin to flourish. I’m in love with the idea.
Time to run with it.
Bask in its glory.
Revel in its warmth,
Light my way.
I welcome security,
Energy.
Open doors, walk down paths,
Explore. Release.
Grow.
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Compliment #153
Older African-American Male: Excuse me miss? Do you know what "konichiwa" means?
Younger Filipino Girl: No, I don't speak Japanese.
Older African-American Male: Dayum! But you sure is fine though.
March 2013
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A thought:
I’ve taken the phrase, “I can sleep when I’m dead.” to it’s fullest potential in the last five years. I have ridden til the wheels fell off, screwed them back on, fell off again, then replaced with lifesavers… Ate them one day, put on some tires which were way too big, had to go back to fr the right size … (It can really go on and on)… - lol,...
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“People with the name ‘Olga’ sound like super old with a big ass...”
– Again, my sister.
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“I don’t know what’s up with the name ‘Olga’? People with that name sound like...”
– Ladies and gentlemen, my sister.
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When you... #463
Use your phone laying down
& drop it on your face.
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February 2013
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Sometimes #365
People need a good shaking.
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