April 2011
Countdown
It’s better than it looks
In the process of throwing myself down a flight of...
Can’t do this right now.
Kick me in the ovaries yeah?
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March 2011
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My scrubs are extra baggy today.
There’s a possibility that I
may be getting shorter
-.-
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Dancing with the stars are where (former)...
There's something about this new routine I've...
that I don’t like.
Can’t quite put my finger on it.
Something’s just not quite right.
(fck.)
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If marijuana were to be it’s own country, those are the exact colors the flag...
– Compliment #1
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Dancing
This feeling in my bones…
That awkward moment when you think that someone is...
hehehe ;3
always.
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i don't want to sell you death sticks
hisluckycharm:
i want to go home and rethink my life
Sounds like your ass just blew a kiss.
– Lady Fart
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Can someone please tell me why I'm home so early?
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
Seriously, fck all of this.
Its bs.
pussymoneyw33d:
GPOY
I’m a firm believer in every Asian boy through a similar phase…
Some just never grow out of it.
(on a side note: you go girl!)
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Kaskade is hitting every spot.
proper.
elbeeeezy:
I drive small cars to compensate for my large penis.
truth.
Most bullies are the product of a stressful and...
trevorsoelectric:
Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, ‘Don’t abuse me like your parents abuse you!’ Then call children’s services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you’re worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home
“DON’T ABUSE ME LIKE YOUR PARENTS ABUSE YOU!”
Classic. I just love your sick sense of humor. (That I...